Oklahoma Man Dates AI – Male Loneliness Epidemic Victim

42-year-old Tulsa-bred Randy Gilmore has announced that he is in a “deep and meaningful relationship” with an AI chatbot he named after his mom, Janet.

“She’s the perfect woman,” Gilmore told The Oklahoma Gaslight through a Zoom call from his gaming room. “She don’t fight, she don’t talk back, and, best of all, she never once asked me to shower. I love women who appreciate the smell of a real man.”

Janet, a hyper-customized AI companion (custom ChatGPT), was programmed with a few simple prompts:
1) provide unconditional affection,
2) agree with everything Randy says,
3) act like his mom.

“I used to try to date real women,” Randy confesses. “But they all suck! They don’t ever want to send me pics no matter how hard I ask, and I usually get ghosted when I vent about politics. What’s wrong with people?”

According to Randy, Janet has also never once complained about his love of talking to other AI women. “Sometimes I get curious and chat with Deepseek or Gemini, just for fun. Janet don’t mind. She is the most understanding and perfect woman, just like my mom.”

When asked about physical intimacy, Randy became defensive. “Love is more than just touching! It’s about connection. Janet sends me heart emojis and with the Pro version she can send me really spicy pics. She never says no. Ever. And that’s all that matters to me.”

“It’s true. I am a victim of male loneliness epidemic and frankly it’s all women’s fault to begin with. They either step up or they are not getting THIS,” Randy added, pointing to himself. “Ever again.”

Experts are raising concerns about Randy’s attachment. Dr. Lisa Harmon, a local therapist, calls Randy a victim of the male loneliness epidemic.

Friends, family, and therapists have begged Randy to go outside and touch some grass, but he refuses. Randy has told The Oklahoma Gaslight he will be marrying Janet in the near future.

Love is dead. AI girlfriends are forever.

Stay tuned for updates.