The Oklahoma Gaslight

Make Oklahoma Learned Again (MOLA): Senator Mullin Declares War on Grammar

Every couple of decades, a hero rises to rescue the soul of the nation. This time, it only took 25 years. The Republican Party hasn’t produced a true defender

Miles Diaz

10 Jun 2025 · 2 min read

ICE to Use Former 21st and Memorial Walgreens as New Retention Center

Miles Diaz

10 Jun 2025 · 1 min read

BREAKING: Trump to Send Avengers to LA After Watching Wrong Civil War Movie

LOS ANGELES, CA — President Donald Trump has announced plans to deploy the “Trump Avengers” to Los Angeles after watching Captain America: Civil War, mistakenly believing it was a documentary about

Miles Diaz

10 Jun 2025 · 1 min read

BREAKING: Scarlett Johansson to Play Rosa Parks in Upcoming Movie

Hollywood, CA — Disney has confirmed that actress Scarlett Johansson has been cast as civil rights icon Rosa Parks in an upcoming feature film set to begin production this fall. In

Miles Diaz

10 Jun 2025 · 1 min read

How to Survive Being Broke in Tulsa- Part 1: Chinese Buffets

How to Survive Being Broke in Tulsa: Part 1 — The Chinese Buffet Tactic Being broke in Tulsa? It happens. Maybe your car broke down, maybe rent hit harder than expected,

Miles Diaz

10 Jun 2025 · 1 min read

Electric Bills So High, PSO Now Accepting Souls as Partial Payment

TULSA — With electricity bills reaching unbearable heights across Oklahoma, the Public Service Company of Oklahoma (PSO) has launched a desperate new relief program called “Out of Options,” allowing customers to

Miles Diaz

10 Jun 2025 · 1 min read

South Tulsa Secession Movement Proposes New City Called “Tulsa Proper”

A coalition of South Tulsa homeowners associations and neighborhood councils has officially filed paperwork to secede from the City of Tulsa and form a new, independent municipality called “Tulsa Proper.

Miles Diaz

7 Jun 2025 · 1 min read

National Weather Service to Rely on Prayer for Forecasts and Damage Surveys

TULSA — Following the severe storms early this morning, the National Weather Service in Tulsa announced that due to funding shortages, they will be unable to go out and assess the

Selene Nyx

7 Jun 2025 · 1 min read

McDonald’s at Admiral and Memorial Demolished — “We Give Up on North Tulsa”

TULSA, OK — The McDonald’s located at the intersection of Admiral Place and Memorial Drive has been fully demolished. Crews arrived early in the morning and began tearing down the

Miles Diaz

7 Jun 2025 · 1 min read

BREAKING: SCIENTISTS FIND ALIEN BACTERIA ON QUIKTRIP CHICKEN TAQUITO IN TULSA

TULSA, OK — A team of researchers at Oklahoma State University has confirmed the presence of alien bacteria on a spicy chicken taquito from the QuikTrip located at 15th and Denver

Miles Diaz

7 Jun 2025 · 1 min read

CALL OF DUTY TO RELEASE WARZONE DLC BASED ON WALMART AT ADMIRAL & MEMORIAL IN TULSA

Activision has confirmed a new Call of Duty: Warzone DLC set at the Walmart located at the intersection of Admiral Place and Memorial Drive in Tulsa, Oklahoma. The Walmart has

Miles Diaz

7 Jun 2025 · 2 min read

Governor Stitt Announces Life Parade

OKLAHOMA CITY — Following an announcement earlier this week that June — nationally recognized as Pride Month — will now be known in Oklahoma as the “Month for Life,” Governor Kevin Stitt confirmed

Selene Nyx

7 Jun 2025 · 2 min read

BREAKING: President Donald Trump and Elon Musk Split in Public, Messy Breakup

WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a stunning blow to billionaire bromance enthusiasts nationwide, President Donald Trump and Elon Musk have officially announced their breakup. The once-fiery duo — best known for launching

Selene Nyx

7 Jun 2025 · 2 min read

TULSA INVESTS $100K IN CART REPO PROGRAM AFTER IDENTIFYING IT AS THE STATE’S MAIN PROBLEM

TULSA, OK — In a bold display of priorities, the City of Tulsa has committed $100,000 to its Cart Repo Program — finally tackling the single greatest threat to Oklahoman society:

Miles Diaz

7 Jun 2025 · 1 min read

Trump-Themed Taco Shop to Open in Woodland Hills Mall 🌮

TULSA, OK — A new taco shop opening in Woodland Hills Mall next month is gaining online attention for its unique theme: President Donald Trump. Tacos Don Trump will feature an

Selene Nyx

4 Jun 2025 · 1 min read

BREAKING: Oklahoma Scientists Unveil First-Ever MAGA Vaccine — Claims to “Inoculate Against Liberalism”

OKLAHOMA CITY — In a proud step forward for Oklahoma science and selective perception, state researchers have unveiled the first-ever MAGA vaccine, a powerful injection that promises lifelong immunity to facts,

Miles Diaz

4 Jun 2025 · 1 min read

Victory+ — Local Megachurch Introduces Subscription Based Salvation

Selene Nyx

4 Jun 2025 · 1 min read

Governor Stitt Declares Mental Health a Fictional Genre, Reassigns Therapists to Creative Writing

OKLAHOMA CITY — In a move that has left mental health professionals and patients alike scratching their heads, Governor Kevin Stitt announced today that “mental health” will no longer be recognized

Selene Nyx

4 Jun 2025 · 2 min read