Satire
Gov. Kevin Stitt to Play Pocahontas’ Dad in New Disney Live-Action Movie
On Feb. 3, Disney executives announced they are ready to start working on the production of a new live action Pocahontas movie as soon as Gov. Kevin Stitt leaves...
Satire
Oklahomans Sign Petition to Get Markwayne Mullin Deported to Siberia
Residents of Oklahoma are calling for the immediate deportation of Sen. Markwayne Mullin through a Change petition, stating that Mullin is not a real...
Satire
BA to Host City Council Meeting to Address Concerns Over Jesus’ Palestinian Ties
The Broken Arrow City Council announced it will host a special public meeting next week to address growing community concerns regarding the historical origins...
Satire
Guns and Charlie Kirk Books Most Gifted Items Across Oklahoma This Christmas
Oklahoma is celebrating the day of love, forgiveness, and kindness the only way it knows how: with religious propaganda and guns. Despite having no...
Satire
Tulsans Blame Mayor Nichols for Spike in Impure Thoughts During City Updates
Several Tulsans are blaming Mayor Monroe Nichols of placing “thirst traps” every time he is on TV and are demanding warning labels before his...
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“Bride of Chucky” to Sue Erika Kirk for Usurping Her Likeliness
The supernatural being known as the “Bride of Chucky” announced earlier this week on Truth Social that she plans to sue Erika Kirk for...
Oklahoma
Mullin and Fulnecky Compete for Prestigious “Brightest Mind of Oklahoma” Award
The Oklahoma Gaslight has announced the finalists for its prestigious “Brightest Mind of Oklahoma” award, recognizing public figures whose statements have shaped local and...
Oklahoma
OU Diplomas Being Offered at Claw Machine Games Across Oklahoma
The University of Oklahoma’s reputation has been placed under scrutiny following the infamous “Fulnecky” incident, to the point that some people are now saying...
Oklahoma
OU Students Demand Tuition Refunds and Seek Transfers After “Fulnecky” Incident
The University of Oklahoma is facing mounting pressure as students call for tuition refunds and request immediate support to transfer to institutions with stronger...
Oklahoma
New Department of “Womanly Things” Appoints Samantha Fulnecky as Head Director
Oklahoma, a state that proudly ranks 50th in education nationwide, has created the Department of Womanly Things to remove confusion from women’s minds so...
Satire
“Women Want Womanly Things”: OU Junior Becomes Oklahoma’s Most Important Thinker
Genius and Oklahoma are two words that usually don’t go together in a single sentence, but that ends today. Oklahoma has once again made...