Miles Diaz

Make Oklahoma Learned Again (MOLA): Senator Mullin Declares War on Grammar

Every couple of decades, a hero rises to rescue the soul of the nation. This time, it only took 25 years. The Republican Party hasn’t produced a true defender

ICE to Use Former 21st and Memorial Walgreens as New Retention Center

BREAKING: Trump to Send Avengers to LA After Watching Wrong Civil War Movie

LOS ANGELES, CA — President Donald Trump has announced plans to deploy the “Trump Avengers” to Los Angeles after watching Captain America: Civil War, mistakenly believing it was a documentary about

BREAKING: Scarlett Johansson to Play Rosa Parks in Upcoming Movie

Hollywood, CA — Disney has confirmed that actress Scarlett Johansson has been cast as civil rights icon Rosa Parks in an upcoming feature film set to begin production this fall. In

How to Survive Being Broke in Tulsa- Part 1: Chinese Buffets

How to Survive Being Broke in Tulsa: Part 1 — The Chinese Buffet Tactic Being broke in Tulsa? It happens. Maybe your car broke down, maybe rent hit harder than expected,

Electric Bills So High, PSO Now Accepting Souls as Partial Payment

TULSA — With electricity bills reaching unbearable heights across Oklahoma, the Public Service Company of Oklahoma (PSO) has launched a desperate new relief program called “Out of Options,” allowing customers to

South Tulsa Secession Movement Proposes New City Called “Tulsa Proper”

A coalition of South Tulsa homeowners associations and neighborhood councils has officially filed paperwork to secede from the City of Tulsa and form a new, independent municipality called “Tulsa Proper.

McDonald’s at Admiral and Memorial Demolished — “We Give Up on North Tulsa”

TULSA, OK — The McDonald’s located at the intersection of Admiral Place and Memorial Drive has been fully demolished. Crews arrived early in the morning and began tearing down the

BREAKING: SCIENTISTS FIND ALIEN BACTERIA ON QUIKTRIP CHICKEN TAQUITO IN TULSA

TULSA, OK — A team of researchers at Oklahoma State University has confirmed the presence of alien bacteria on a spicy chicken taquito from the QuikTrip located at 15th and Denver

CALL OF DUTY TO RELEASE WARZONE DLC BASED ON WALMART AT ADMIRAL & MEMORIAL IN TULSA

Activision has confirmed a new Call of Duty: Warzone DLC set at the Walmart located at the intersection of Admiral Place and Memorial Drive in Tulsa, Oklahoma. The Walmart has

TULSA INVESTS $100K IN CART REPO PROGRAM AFTER IDENTIFYING IT AS THE STATE’S MAIN PROBLEM

TULSA, OK — In a bold display of priorities, the City of Tulsa has committed $100,000 to its Cart Repo Program — finally tackling the single greatest threat to Oklahoman society:

BREAKING: Oklahoma Scientists Unveil First-Ever MAGA Vaccine — Claims to “Inoculate Against Liberalism”

OKLAHOMA CITY — In a proud step forward for Oklahoma science and selective perception, state researchers have unveiled the first-ever MAGA vaccine, a powerful injection that promises lifelong immunity to facts,

Netflix to Produce First-Ever Horror Series Based on QuikTrip at 15th and Denver

TULSA, OK — In what critics are already calling “too real to be fiction,” Netflix has announced its first American horror series set entirely at the QuikTrip on 15th and Denver,

Oklahoma to Issue Emotional Support Guns for Residents with Anxiety

OKLAHOMA CITY — In a groundbreaking approach to mental health that critics are calling “uniquely terrifying,” Oklahoma lawmakers have approved a new initiative to combat anxiety and depression by issuing state-funded

Sticker Declaring Ryan Walters “Huge Piece of Sh*t” Accidentally Recognized as Official State Seal

OKLAHOMA CITY — In what state archivists are calling “an unfortunate yet understandable mix-up,” a sticker labeling Ryan Walters a “HUGE PIECE OF SH*T” was mistakenly entered into Oklahoma’s

Trump and MrBeast Announce “The Border Games” — Winner gets a Green Card and a Tesla — Losers get Deported

OKLAHOMA CITY — Described by insiders as “The Hunger Games meets Squid Game meets Tucker Carlson’s fever dream,” the show will feature undocumented immigrants competing in a series of physically

Do You Want to Stop Being Poor for a Few Hours? Visit Utica Square

TULSA, OK — Tired of your paycheck-to-paycheck lifestyle? Want to experience what it feels like to casually exist in a world where generational wealth is the norm and salad costs $19?

Quantum Aguas Frescas Stand Defies Physics in Tulsa by Being at 4 Possible Locations at Once

TULSA, OK — In a city where you’re just as likely to get offered fentanyl as you are a flyer for church, a new enigma has emerged—one that has