Tulsa

ICE to Use Former 21st and Memorial Walgreens as New Retention Center

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Miles Diaz

10 Jun 2025 · 1 min read

National

BREAKING: Trump to Send Avengers to LA After Watching Wrong Civil War Movie

LOS ANGELES, CA — President Donald Trump has announced plans to deploy the “Trump Avengers” to Los Angeles after watching Captain America: Civil War, mistakenly believing it was a documentary about

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Miles Diaz

10 Jun 2025 · 1 min read

National

BREAKING: Scarlett Johansson to Play Rosa Parks in Upcoming Movie

Hollywood, CA — Disney has confirmed that actress Scarlett Johansson has been cast as civil rights icon Rosa Parks in an upcoming feature film set to begin production this fall. In

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Miles Diaz

10 Jun 2025 · 1 min read

Tulsa

BREAKING: SCIENTISTS FIND ALIEN BACTERIA ON QUIKTRIP CHICKEN TAQUITO IN TULSA

TULSA, OK — A team of researchers at Oklahoma State University has confirmed the presence of alien bacteria on a spicy chicken taquito from the QuikTrip located at 15th and Denver

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Miles Diaz

7 Jun 2025 · 1 min read

Tulsa

CALL OF DUTY TO RELEASE WARZONE DLC BASED ON WALMART AT ADMIRAL & MEMORIAL IN TULSA

Activision has confirmed a new Call of Duty: Warzone DLC set at the Walmart located at the intersection of Admiral Place and Memorial Drive in Tulsa, Oklahoma. The Walmart has

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Miles Diaz

7 Jun 2025 · 2 min read

Trump

BREAKING: President Donald Trump and Elon Musk Split in Public, Messy Breakup

WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a stunning blow to billionaire bromance enthusiasts nationwide, President Donald Trump and Elon Musk have officially announced their breakup. The once-fiery duo — best known for launching

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Selene Nyx

7 Jun 2025 · 2 min read

National

BREAKING: Oklahoma Scientists Unveil First-Ever MAGA Vaccine — Claims to “Inoculate Against Liberalism”

OKLAHOMA CITY — In a proud step forward for Oklahoma science and selective perception, state researchers have unveiled the first-ever MAGA vaccine, a powerful injection that promises lifelong immunity to facts,

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Miles Diaz

4 Jun 2025 · 1 min read

Trump

Trump and MrBeast Announce “The Border Games” — Winner gets a Green Card and a Tesla — Losers get Deported

OKLAHOMA CITY — Described by insiders as “The Hunger Games meets Squid Game meets Tucker Carlson’s fever dream,” the show will feature undocumented immigrants competing in a series of physically

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Miles Diaz

3 Jun 2025 · 1 min read