OKLAHOMA CITY —
In a groundbreaking approach to mental health that critics are calling “uniquely terrifying,” Oklahoma lawmakers have approved a new initiative to combat anxiety and depression by issuing state-funded emotional support firearms.
The program, titled “Peace Through Firepower,” is the first of its kind in the U.S. and will provide qualifying residents with a free sidearm, holster, and laminated prayer card featuring Philippians 4:13 and a picture of an eagle holding a Glock.
“Some people need therapy. Oklahomans need steel,” said Lt. Governor Rusty Creed, who unveiled the program at a Bass Pro Shop ribbon-cutting while cradling a pearl-handled revolver named Clarity.
How It Works
Citizens struggling with stress, panic attacks, or “general feelings of unease” can apply online or at select gas stations. Applicants must fill out a brief form titled “Are You Sad, or Just Underarmed?”
Once approved, they will receive:
- One semi-automatic handgun
- One holster (bedazzled, tactical, or patriotic leather options available)
- A small booklet of Mental Health Affirmations such as:
- “I am safe because I am armed.”
- “Feelings aren’t facts, but bullets are.”
Who Qualifies
- Anyone over 18
- Must be able to whisper “Second Amendment” in a calm voice
- Must follow @Oklahomagaslight on Instagram
- Must agree to point gun upward during prayer in public places
Early Success Stories
The program is already being hailed as a success in certain counties. One woman from Enid said her new “emotional support Glock” helped her overcome social anxiety at a Golden Corral.
“I used to feel nervous around strangers. Now they feel nervous around me. And that’s peace.”
Governor Kevin Stitt called the initiative “a compassionate fusion of wellness and weaponry,” adding that the state plans to expand it to children over the age of nine by next summer.
Professional Reactions
Mental health professionals have expressed concern—so the state responded by mailing them pistols and suggesting they “calm down.”
In Oklahoma, it seems, the road to emotional well-being now runs through a Bass Pro Shop and ends at the firing range.
