Stitt

Governor Stitt Declares Mental Health a Fictional Genre, Reassigns Therapists to Creative Writing

OKLAHOMA CITY — In a move that has left mental health professionals and patients alike scratching their heads, Governor Kevin Stitt announced today that “mental health” will no longer be recognized

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Selene Nyx

4 Jun 2025 · 2 min read

OKC

Ryan Walters- Secret Atlantean citizen?

OKLAHOMA CITY- State Superintendent Ryan Walters has been a controversial figure since his election to office back in 2023, with critics accusing him of dismantling Oklahoma education, while supporters applaud

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Selene Nyx

4 Jun 2025 · 1 min read

News

Netflix to Produce First-Ever Horror Series Based on QuikTrip at 15th and Denver

TULSA, OK — In what critics are already calling “too real to be fiction,” Netflix has announced its first American horror series set entirely at the QuikTrip on 15th and Denver,

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Miles Diaz

3 Jun 2025 · 2 min read

Stitt

Oklahoma to Issue Emotional Support Guns for Residents with Anxiety

OKLAHOMA CITY — In a groundbreaking approach to mental health that critics are calling “uniquely terrifying,” Oklahoma lawmakers have approved a new initiative to combat anxiety and depression by issuing state-funded

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Miles Diaz

3 Jun 2025 · 1 min read

Oklahoma

Governor Stitt To Sign Groundbreaking Pro Life Bill Allowing Fetuses to Open Carry in Womb

OKLAHOMA CITY— A groundbreaking new bill has been brought to the desk of Governor Kevin Stitt this week, one that supporters call a common sense measure that should have been

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Selene Nyx

3 Jun 2025 · 1 min read

Oklahoma

Sticker Declaring Ryan Walters “Huge Piece of Sh*t” Accidentally Recognized as Official State Seal

OKLAHOMA CITY — In what state archivists are calling “an unfortunate yet understandable mix-up,” a sticker labeling Ryan Walters a “HUGE PIECE OF SH*T” was mistakenly entered into Oklahoma’s

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Miles Diaz

3 Jun 2025 · 2 min read

Trump

Trump and MrBeast Announce “The Border Games” — Winner gets a Green Card and a Tesla — Losers get Deported

OKLAHOMA CITY — Described by insiders as “The Hunger Games meets Squid Game meets Tucker Carlson’s fever dream,” the show will feature undocumented immigrants competing in a series of physically

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Miles Diaz

3 Jun 2025 · 1 min read

Tulsa

Do You Want to Stop Being Poor for a Few Hours? Visit Utica Square

TULSA, OK — Tired of your paycheck-to-paycheck lifestyle? Want to experience what it feels like to casually exist in a world where generational wealth is the norm and salad costs $19?

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Miles Diaz

3 Jun 2025 · 2 min read

Tulsa

Quantum Aguas Frescas Stand Defies Physics in Tulsa by Being at 4 Possible Locations at Once

TULSA, OK — In a city where you’re just as likely to get offered fentanyl as you are a flyer for church, a new enigma has emerged—one that has

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Miles Diaz

3 Jun 2025 · 2 min read

Trump

Obesity Problem in Oklahoma: MAKE AMERICA HEALTHY AGAIN

In recent months there has been a large uptick of bullying and harassment of overweight and obese people online, notably on social media platforms such as Instagram and Tik Tok.

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Selene Nyx

3 Jun 2025 · 1 min read

Bird Flu in Oklahoma? 5 Anointed Prayers to Heal Your Chickens (and One for Extra Eggs)

As bird flu spreads across parts of the country, Oklahoma residents are turning not to the CDC—but to Christ. With poultry prices rising and hens dropping like flies, faith

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Miles Diaz

3 Jun 2025 · 2 min read