News Netflix to Produce First-Ever Horror Series Based on QuikTrip at 15th and Denver TULSA, OK — In what critics are already calling “too real to be fiction,” Netflix has announced its first American horror series set entirely at the QuikTrip on 15th and Denver, Miles Diaz 3 Jun 2025 · 2 min read
Stitt Oklahoma to Issue Emotional Support Guns for Residents with Anxiety OKLAHOMA CITY — In a groundbreaking approach to mental health that critics are calling “uniquely terrifying,” Oklahoma lawmakers have approved a new initiative to combat anxiety and depression by issuing state-funded Miles Diaz 3 Jun 2025 · 1 min read
Oklahoma Governor Stitt To Sign Groundbreaking Pro Life Bill Allowing Fetuses to Open Carry in Womb OKLAHOMA CITY— A groundbreaking new bill has been brought to the desk of Governor Kevin Stitt this week, one that supporters call a common sense measure that should have been Selene Nyx 3 Jun 2025 · 1 min read
Oklahoma Sticker Declaring Ryan Walters “Huge Piece of Sh*t” Accidentally Recognized as Official State Seal OKLAHOMA CITY — In what state archivists are calling “an unfortunate yet understandable mix-up,” a sticker labeling Ryan Walters a “HUGE PIECE OF SH*T” was mistakenly entered into Oklahoma’s Miles Diaz 3 Jun 2025 · 2 min read
Trump Trump and MrBeast Announce “The Border Games” — Winner gets a Green Card and a Tesla — Losers get Deported OKLAHOMA CITY — Described by insiders as “The Hunger Games meets Squid Game meets Tucker Carlson’s fever dream,” the show will feature undocumented immigrants competing in a series of physically Miles Diaz 3 Jun 2025 · 1 min read
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