Oklahoma

Make Oklahoma Learned Again (MOLA): Senator Mullin Declares War on Grammar

Every couple of decades, a hero rises to rescue the soul of the nation. This time, it only took 25 years. The Republican Party hasn’t produced a true defender

How to Survive Being Broke in Tulsa- Part 1: Chinese Buffets

How to Survive Being Broke in Tulsa: Part 1 — The Chinese Buffet Tactic Being broke in Tulsa? It happens. Maybe your car broke down, maybe rent hit harder than expected,

South Tulsa Secession Movement Proposes New City Called “Tulsa Proper”

A coalition of South Tulsa homeowners associations and neighborhood councils has officially filed paperwork to secede from the City of Tulsa and form a new, independent municipality called “Tulsa Proper.

National Weather Service to Rely on Prayer for Forecasts and Damage Surveys

TULSA — Following the severe storms early this morning, the National Weather Service in Tulsa announced that due to funding shortages, they will be unable to go out and assess the

CALL OF DUTY TO RELEASE WARZONE DLC BASED ON WALMART AT ADMIRAL & MEMORIAL IN TULSA

Activision has confirmed a new Call of Duty: Warzone DLC set at the Walmart located at the intersection of Admiral Place and Memorial Drive in Tulsa, Oklahoma. The Walmart has

Governor Stitt Announces Life Parade

OKLAHOMA CITY — Following an announcement earlier this week that June — nationally recognized as Pride Month — will now be known in Oklahoma as the “Month for Life,” Governor Kevin Stitt confirmed

TULSA INVESTS $100K IN CART REPO PROGRAM AFTER IDENTIFYING IT AS THE STATE’S MAIN PROBLEM

TULSA, OK — In a bold display of priorities, the City of Tulsa has committed $100,000 to its Cart Repo Program — finally tackling the single greatest threat to Oklahoman society:

BREAKING: Oklahoma Scientists Unveil First-Ever MAGA Vaccine — Claims to “Inoculate Against Liberalism”

OKLAHOMA CITY — In a proud step forward for Oklahoma science and selective perception, state researchers have unveiled the first-ever MAGA vaccine, a powerful injection that promises lifelong immunity to facts,

Victory+ — Local Megachurch Introduces Subscription Based Salvation

Governor Stitt Declares Mental Health a Fictional Genre, Reassigns Therapists to Creative Writing

OKLAHOMA CITY — In a move that has left mental health professionals and patients alike scratching their heads, Governor Kevin Stitt announced today that “mental health” will no longer be recognized

Ryan Walters- Secret Atlantean citizen?

OKLAHOMA CITY- State Superintendent Ryan Walters has been a controversial figure since his election to office back in 2023, with critics accusing him of dismantling Oklahoma education, while supporters applaud

Oklahoma to Issue Emotional Support Guns for Residents with Anxiety

OKLAHOMA CITY — In a groundbreaking approach to mental health that critics are calling “uniquely terrifying,” Oklahoma lawmakers have approved a new initiative to combat anxiety and depression by issuing state-funded

Governor Stitt To Sign Groundbreaking Pro Life Bill Allowing Fetuses to Open Carry in Womb

OKLAHOMA CITY— A groundbreaking new bill has been brought to the desk of Governor Kevin Stitt this week, one that supporters call a common sense measure that should have been

Sticker Declaring Ryan Walters “Huge Piece of Sh*t” Accidentally Recognized as Official State Seal

OKLAHOMA CITY — In what state archivists are calling “an unfortunate yet understandable mix-up,” a sticker labeling Ryan Walters a “HUGE PIECE OF SH*T” was mistakenly entered into Oklahoma’s

Do You Want to Stop Being Poor for a Few Hours? Visit Utica Square

TULSA, OK — Tired of your paycheck-to-paycheck lifestyle? Want to experience what it feels like to casually exist in a world where generational wealth is the norm and salad costs $19?

Obesity Problem in Oklahoma: MAKE AMERICA HEALTHY AGAIN

In recent months there has been a large uptick of bullying and harassment of overweight and obese people online, notably on social media platforms such as Instagram and Tik Tok.