OKLAHOMA CITY —
Described by insiders as “The Hunger Games meets Squid Game meets Tucker Carlson’s fever dream,” the show will feature undocumented immigrants competing in a series of physically and emotionally devastating challenges—all for a shot at a green card and a used Tesla Model Y (wrapped in an American flag).
While the pilot episode is set to be filmed in Oklahoma City, Trump has also hinted at an alternative location: El Salvador, after President Nayib Bukele reportedly offered to build a combined mega-prison/production set for the show.
“He’s a great guy,” Trump said of Bukele. “He offered us walls, lights, cameras, and prisoners as extras. It’s like a Netflix deal, but Christian.”
The Games
- River Crossing Relays (on foot, blindfolded)
- Fence Jumping Time Trials
- “How Many Cousins Can You Fit in a Sedan?”
- Desert Endurance While Holding a Taco Bell Application
- A surprise spelling bee, just to keep ICE confused
Contestants will be fueled by Lunchables and Prime Hydration, and wear GoPros for bonus footage on Logan Paul’s YouTube channel.
Official Reaction
Governor Kevin Stitt released a statement Wednesday morning expressing full support for the project.
“I’m joyful to help God and my country in this noble endeavor,” Stitt said.
“And I’m proud to offer the very best undocumented immigrants Oklahoma has to offer. These are hardworking people with the grit to survive rural Texas—or at least Midwest Twitter.”
In a plot twist no one asked for, Logan Paul is also rumored to be part of the finale, where he’ll fight the runner-up in a charity boxing match for a provisional visa and a year’s supply of whey protein.
Public Reaction
While immigration advocates have called the show “exploitative, unethical, and somehow still more humane than U.S. asylum policy,” fans online are hyped.
“This is basically the only way I’d ever support immigration reform,” said one TikTok user.
“Make it a game show or don’t even bother.”
