TULSA, OK — A new taco shop opening in Woodland Hills Mall next month is gaining online attention for its unique theme: President Donald Trump.
Tacos Don Trump will feature an entirely Trump-themed menu, including:
- Tariff Chicken Tacos
- Quitter Quesadillas
- Failure Fajitas
- A signature frozen drink: Impeach a Colada
The décor includes two framed articles of impeachment, a signed copy of Project 2025, and a small flatscreen TV broadcasting reruns of The Apprentice, occasionally interrupted with Trump’s cameo in Home Alone 2: Lost in New York.
“We are just so excited to start up our restaurant,” says Susan Peters, owner of Tacos Don Trump.
“I have always dreamed of opening a politically themed restaurant, and when I heard TACO stands for ‘Trump Always Chickens Out,’ I realized I had the perfect opportunity. My husband and I withdrew our life savings and here we are!”
Tacos Don Trump is set to open June 14th — Trump’s birthday — with a MAGA-themed launch party and free queso for whoever makes the most women uncomfortable.
