Oklahoma, a state that proudly ranks 50th in education nationwide, has created the Department of Womanly Things to remove confusion from women’s minds so they can finally direct their energy toward their fundamental purpose: family. What is womanly? It is a question that has puzzled millions of American women for generations, but not anymore.
Fulnecky is an OU psychology junior who went viral after failing an essay in which she wrote “Women want to do womanly things.” Mel Curth, the instructor who failed her, was placed on administrative leave after Fulnecky claimed she was a victim of religious persecution for receiving an F on her paper.
“Her extensive life experience and her enlightened thinking placed her at the top of the newly created Department of Womanly Things.”
Oklahoma lawmakers not only awarded Fulnecky a Citation of Recognition for championing the Bible. Her credentials, rooted in this recent academic controversy, have fast-tracked her to a position of significant state influence.
Fulnecky is a pre-med major, but do not let that deceive you. There are paths within medicine that are considered womanly by the Bible. These include any work that involves servitude to a male physician or any task that requires the dedication expected of a woman.
In the next couple of weeks, Fulnecky is expected to release a full list of activities the state now considers womanly. Stay compliant with the changes that are coming. The Oklahoma Gaslight will keep you informed of further developments.
