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Satire
Satire
Tulsans Blame Mayor Nichols for Spike in Impure Thoughts During City Updates
Several Tulsans are blaming Mayor Monroe Nichols of placing “thirst traps” every time he is on TV and are demanding warning labels before his...
Opinion
If You’re Okay With Turning Point USA on Campus, You Must Be Okay With the Church of Satan Too
Public schools do not get to pick which ideologies feel comfortable and which ones do not. Once an institution allows one political or ideological...
Oklahoma
Mullin and Fulnecky Compete for Prestigious “Brightest Mind of Oklahoma” Award
The Oklahoma Gaslight has announced the finalists for its prestigious “Brightest Mind of Oklahoma” award, recognizing public figures whose statements have shaped local and...
Oklahoma
OU Diplomas Being Offered at Claw Machine Games Across Oklahoma
The University of Oklahoma’s reputation has been placed under scrutiny following the infamous “Fulnecky” incident, to the point that some people are now saying...
Oklahoma
OU Students Demand Tuition Refunds and Seek Transfers After “Fulnecky” Incident
The University of Oklahoma is facing mounting pressure as students call for tuition refunds and request immediate support to transfer to institutions with stronger...
Oklahoma
New Department of “Womanly Things” Appoints Samantha Fulnecky as Head Director
Oklahoma, a state that proudly ranks 50th in education nationwide, has created the Department of Womanly Things to remove confusion from women’s minds so...
Satire
“Women Want Womanly Things”: OU Junior Becomes Oklahoma’s Most Important Thinker
Genius and Oklahoma are two words that usually don’t go together in a single sentence, but that ends today. Oklahoma has once again made...
Satire
Oklahoma Student Fails Biology Class After Citing “Dragon Tales” as Scientific Evidence
Bailey Mullin is a biology student at a college in Oklahoma. Even though she is only a junior, Bailey believes she has a clear...